I just stumbled on to a chick that had me slamming the brakes.
Boys, meet Gloria Woo.
I am still not completely sure what her deal is other than her saying she is an aspiring sugar momma.
Sign Me Up
If she is willing to pick up the checks, please, tell me where to sign up…
I have never wanted to be sea water so bad my entire life…
Sunset… sure, I will head to the beach and watch it with you…
I am not sure what cosplay is going on here, but I am in…
And seriously, have any of you EVER had a neighbor that looked like this doing pictures on their balcony, because I sure have not!
And then she says goodbye…
All photos via Maria Woo Instagram screenshot.