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Britney Spears in Nothing Else Except a Pair of Cowgirl Boots and Bikini Bottoms


Now that Britney Spears is 39-years-old she’s finally about to be allowed to handle her own money. She’s also old enough to run around in nothing but a pair of cowgirl boots and and a monokini. Everybody knows how much she loves to show off.

Britney Spears far from Montana

They say that Britney spears is known “for her fun social media posts and she loves to show off some skin in sexy photos.”

Her fans weren’t disappointed by her latest posts on Instagram. “She rocked a pair of low-rise bright red cheeky bikini bottoms and a pair of knee-high red heeled boots in her latest post.”

The shot of Spears was “taken from behind” to show off her best asset. “Britney is pictured adjusting her bottoms while showing off her booty and going completely topless.”

The cheeky caption invites, “Pssss you heard me… kiss it !!!!” She included the obligatory hieroglyphics for “kissy lips, a peach, and crying laughing face.”

Now that she can spend her money she wants to add to the pile so Ms. Spears “has been posting a ton of photos showing off her toned figure on Instagram.”


The same day she posted the cowgirl in red photos, “Britney posted two photos of herself wearing crop tops and tiny shorts.”

Dark-wash denim

In appreciation of the FreeBritney movement, Spears gave her drooling fans a taste of “short dark-wash denim shorts with an off-the-shoulder white eyelet top and a pair of white sandals.”

She paired it up with “a white button-down crop top with white denim shorts and she wrote a lengthy, heartfelt caption along with it.”

“#FreeBritney movement” Spears tweeted, “I have no words… because of you guys and your constant resilience in freeing me from my conservatorship…”

“my life is now in that direction !!!!! I cried last night for two hours cause my fans are the best and I know it… I feel your hearts and you feel mine… that much I know is true !!!!!”


Along with her newest photos, Britney Spears unloaded on Instagram about the way she felt like a “caged animal” for half her life.

“That’s exactly why I choose to direct myself… do my makeup myself… produce myself… dress myself… make music myself… feed myself… and shoot videos and pics myself,” she posted.

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Written by Mark Megahan

Mark Megahan is a resident of Morristown, Arizona and aficionado of the finer things in life.

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