admin
Christmas is upon us y’all. Whether you like it or not. If the last minute shopping and stress of travel, family, and the like get you down, don’t fret my pet. All of us here at Whiskey and Babes want to help get you in the holiday spirit. So, we have a gift for you, courtesy of one brutally hot and playful little lady. Not one, not two, but 3 videos in one Whiskey and Babes article. Consider this the big present you opened early this year. Enjoy.
Santa’s Naughty Elf
The gorgeous damsel you see pasted throughout this article is Sara X. Playboy playmate and Miss Jingle Boobs herself. Jingle Boobs? Yeah, Jingle Boobs. But before I get to her St. Nick-name of Jingle Boobs, let’s check out her wild and far out photo shoot with playboy. This playmate is no stranger to the bizarre, Avantgarde, or the art of electric attraction.
Playmate Action
As you can plainly see, Sara X is one smoking hot babe that anyone would be lucky to have as their “playmate.” The Playboy shoot looked like a crazy trip. From SnM, to Baroque seduction, and even Extraterrestrial Execution, it was hard to keep up with the fetishes and fantasies she was portraying.
The shots they had where quite odd at first glance, but only at first glance. I’m sure that SnM guy was sweating his balls off in that full body suit. But he had one hell of a view. Then there was the Baroque style hair and dress, reminiscent of the French Revolution of the late 1700’s. Obviously a food fetish of some sort here. Not my gig, but if you dig it, there ya go. Not knocking’ it though. You do you boo. But the one that really got me scratching my head, then nodding along understandingly, was the scene with her holding a ray gun at an Alien’s head. I didn’t understand until I understood the dominance and power she was portraying. Then I was all in. Hot shit Playboy. Hot.
But wait, there’s more!
But her Playboy shoot isn’t the meat and potatoes of our gift to you, no no. That was merely a aperitif to the main course, which is still, yet to come. For now, the reason we affectionately call her Jingle Boobs is because Sara has a unique talent. She can magically manipulate her perfect breasts to bounce in rhythm with music. She even goes hard in the paint and does some Metallica. Yeah, Metallica. This chick also has great taste in music. As if we needed anymore reason to love her. (See below).
Jingle Boobs talent
What a party trick! Or more like, what a bedroom trick. I wonder what else she can manipulate in magical ways? Imagination machine, engage. Miss X is a definitive dime piece with a talent unlike any other. And those tattoos of hers are literally icing on the cake. I wonder how she does that thing with her tits? I would guess her pectoral muscles are uniquely defined and then she has perfectly plump boobs laying on top of that. Add a little magic I like to call, practice, and you can learn to do just about any skill. This beautiful woman chose to go with, “hot as hell with Jingle Boobs,” for her talent. Thank you for your choice and diligence in this endeavor Sara.
But our lady of Christmas is not just a lover of metal, SnM, ET Slaughter, and boobs that bounce to music. She also has an affinity for the holidays. Or at least I’ll pretend like she does when I think of this video later. Next up we have the reason for the season, er article. This Christmas we are proud to bring you Sara X’s voluptuous rendition of “We Wish You a Merry Christmas.” (video below)
Christmas Ready!
I don’t know about you, but after that Double D display, I’m all set for Christmas. She has improved upon her performance as well, offering cutesy and flirtatious facial expressions. Not to mention that bikini, good lord, it was at least 2 sizes too small. Thumbs up to the wardrobe department there. She looks like a Christmas Angel, but we all know better.
So there you have it folks, a Christmas Triple Shot of videos of one mega hot, and talented babe, Sara X. I trust this puts you in the holiday spirit as it did all of us over here at Whiskey and Babes. It also gave me a new happy place in the event of a Christmas meltdown from a family member. If someone starts losing there shit Christmas morning, just close your eyes and hum “We wish you a Merry Christmas,” as you pictures those perfect breasts joyfully bouncing along in time. Merry Christmas y’all!
One Comment