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Well here we are in 2022, and what’s making news? A reality star who sells NFT’s (Non-Fungible Tokens) redeemable for farts in a jar… (nope, not kidding) was recently hospitalized. You’ll never guess why. 90 Day Fiancé star, definite babe, and self-described “fartrepreneur” Stephanie Matto reportedly found herself hospital-bound after experiencing body pains that she feared could indicate a heart attack… she indicated that it was “a nasty two days”.
Matto gained recent notoriety for the launch of the “Unfiltrd” platform and her rollout of the Fart Jars NFT experience, creating global headlines for the astounding popularity of her jarred flatulence. She has claimed to have made nearly $50,000 in jar sales in just a week.
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“It was just a nasty two days that I felt AWFUL, but thankfully, it was not a heart attack,” Matto, who said evidently she’s feeling “so much better” and, told the tabloid publication that she was suffering from… get this:
“Just a very, very severe case of gas that made me feel like I was dying and having a heart attack.”
Hey, sister we’ve all been there, but in your case, there’s some cash value there! We hope the hospital had some way to capture that wayward investment that was causing you such pain. (*Plus it could’ve been waaaay more painful… Do yourself a favor and don’t check Robinhood or your Crypto wallet.)
According to Complex,
“Due to this unique experience, Matto said she is now “refocusing” her profitable flatulence strategy to put an emphasis on the aforementioned NFT project, which includes 100 tokens that are redeemable for “a real fart jar.” Meanwhile, 70 tokens are redeemable for used panties, while 30 are redeemable for used lingerie.
On Wednesday, Matto addressed the exponential number of news stories about the gas-spurred hospital visit via a number of Instagram Stories updates. She also further hinted at her “refocusing” strategy moving forward, telling fans in a TikTok upload (see below) that “at least I still have my fart jar NFTs.”
As one commenter, very, very aptly put it: “Profiting off of losers is not a crime. Toot away fartrenpaneur”. Surely, when the greatest capitalists of our age dreamt of the future, this is what they saw.
