Mark Megahan
She’s been getting asked the same questions so many times she decided to come clean and tell all. “Amber” has an unusual way of making ends meet while she pursues her nursing career. Two days a week she works as a topless housemaid.
Good clean exhibitionism
It’s just clean, wholesome exhibitionism to match perfectly natural male voyeuristic tendencies. The hard wired behavior of male brains is engineered toward showering nubile young women with all the cash they can throw at them. Simply for a good look at their goodies and a chance at maybe more.
Females are hard wired just as efficiently to hoover up all that cash along with the carpet fuzz, without giving up more than a good housecleaning. It’s a perfect relationship.
According to Amber, “people are often intrigued by her business and have numerous queries for her.” The first one everyone asks is if she really cleans. You bet she does! “Yes we actually clean. I go there, I take my top off and I clean, that’s it.”
When she says “that’s it” that’s exactly what she means. “Everyone always wants to know ‘can they touch you?‘ No you can’t touch me.” Look all you want but that’s as far as it goes.
The next question is how much do the “extras” cost. They’re priceless and there’s nothing on the list of services other than basic housekeeping chores, no matter how much Amber is offered.
Most of the others in her line of work are just as determined to draw the same line. “No there’s no extras. There is no amount of money that would make me say yes.”
Look all you like
Amber relates that there are a few of her clients who “crack a beer and sit back and watch.” Those are rare. Most are friendly and casual. “Most times they just walk around near me and we chat while I clean.” Amber is used to all the same questions and has the answers memorized so well she mumbles them in her sleep.
“Some people asked what would happen if a client did ask her for anything extra.” That’s easy to answer because it does happen. All the time. “People ask, I clearly state before it is a hard NO. If they pester I just cancel services.”
Amber already has a full-time nursing job. She just does the cleaning “on the side.” She’s “available to clean two days a week, that’s pretty much it.”
Amber isn’t alone in the topless cleaning trade. The business was booming until COVID came around. Now that things aren’t as socially distant, it’s making a comeback.
While Amber only works at this part time, and only her top comes off, other services offer a variety of similar encounters. You can hire a maid to clean your house totally nude. Since sometimes a little of this or that can be even better than nude, you can find housekeepers who specialize in everything from shoes and French Maid costumes to leather and bondage gear.
It’s always a good idea to make sure that you and the service provider are on the same page as to services rendered before you book the appointment. If the one you’re talking to doesn’t meet your hopes and expectations, try another provider instead of badgering and probing with the magic keywords like it’s the next level on a video game.
