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Voluptuous Beauties – Dangerous Curves Ahead

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Not all men (or women) who enjoy ogling scantily clad women like the anorexic ones. Some aficionados of the finer things in life insist that “a waist is a terrible thing to mind.” If you’re not one of those, be warned. Turn back now, because there’s dangerous curves ahead on these voluptuous beauties.

Voluptuous curves always in style

You won’t find any skinny women in a painting by Paul Rubens. His early 17th century masterpieces depicted voluptuous women as they are. He fully understood that it’s not size that matters, when portraying feminine beauty, as much as the subject’s proportions. Not only that, an underfed female simply doesn’t seem healthy.

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The nudes of Rubens famously “emphasize the concepts of fertility, desire, physical beauty, temptation, and virtue.” He gets bonus points by art historians for his “skillfully rendered” paintings of nude “full-figured women,” giving rise to terms like “Rubenesque.

The cartoonist who brought the world the Keep on Truckin’ guy, R. Crumb, was another big fan of voluptuous women. Anyone who ever watched the underground classic Fritz the Cat is familiar with his work. When the artist got cornered for an interview, he noted that part of the “paradox” of his art is that “the objects of his erotic fixation are often dynamic, powerful women, depicted in gymnastics or yoga or sport.” He says that he “traces this fetish back to his childhood, explaining morosely: ‘I was always a contrarian. My wife says sometimes I’m too much so – born weird. I always felt there’s something odd and off about my nervous system. If everybody’s walking forward, I want to walk backwards.’

Drop the Hollywood ideal

During adolescence, he admits, “I couldn’t fit in, and it was very, very painful. But it fired me to develop my own aesthetic. I was very much in pain about being this outcast, but it freed me to drop that Hollywood ideal and pursue the people that I thought attractive.” He also dropped a whole lot of acid.

That seems to be the core of the entire issue. Voluptuous women aren’t nearly as superficial as their skeletal counterparts. They don’t go on a date to a steak house and eat salad. They eat steak, enjoy it and concentrate on the conversation. A study conducted by Dr. Filemon Alvarado and Dr. Edgardo Morales at the National Autonomous University of Mexico department of psychology revealed “that men who marry plump women are always happy and tend to live longer.

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Plus-size women, “make their men smile more and this is based on the premise that well-rounded women are better at anticipating the needs of their husbands in that they make it happen even before you ask.” In general. Plump women “were also found to be full of confidence as they are able to interact and speak up their minds no matter the situation.

What do you think?

Written by Mark Megahan

Mark Megahan is a resident of Morristown, Arizona and aficionado of the finer things in life.

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