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It’s days like today that I really do love my job. Honestly. When a video comes across my desk of 9 brutally hot British chicks in bikinis learning about firearms, it’s hard to pass up. But this video is next level amazing. These busty Britt’s are adorably ignorant, yet provocatively eager, to get ahold of some live-fire hardware. And it’s shot in such a way that is extremely engaging, distracting, and highly inappropriate for the old school office worker. Spoiler alert, mostly for the bikinis.
Eye popping intro
It starts off with a James Bond-esq intro that immediately draws you in. Guns, boobs, half naked chicks running in between classic cars in a garage, you know, all the essentials of quality content. Then you meet Rosie. An easy on the eyes voyeur that will document in tasteful perversion amongst her and her ladies, video of their insane few days shooting the Hot Shots Calendar. As she says, “tit shots, bum shots, all of that is gonna be on this camera.” And I love the ammo belt on the side of her camera and paint job to make it look like an LMG, of sorts. Dumb as shit to some, hilarious to others. I’m on the hilarious boat personally.
Get to the Guns
Get to the GunsNext, outside to the range! And immediately it’s tits, ass, and a belt fed LMG in full auto glory. The weapon used resembles the FN-MAG. A 7.62 NATO behemoth that is famous for getting dirty work done. These girls can’t get enough of it. With one exclaiming in that stunning accent “I’m so excited!” They must have ran through some serious ammo because multiple girls where feeding belts of ammo through that beast of a Light Machine Gun. And the sequence wouldn’t be complete without some jiggling titties shaking to the roar of belt fed full auto.
BOOBS are good
Then we get to briefly meet one of the cover girls, Lucy Pinder, and her massively phat tits. They are pouring out of her corset and she even admits, “It’s almost scary.” Not to us baby girl, not to us. After a few more pairs of perfectly plump breasts bouncing happily, it’s back to the range to see what the girls have learned. Immediately you can see there is a .50 BMG round in between each of these girls tits as you try and focus on what they are talking about. In a most adorable and noble effort to learn, they each begin attempting to remember what they’ve been taught, get caught up, and have a laugh. And don’t forget about the .50 BMG in between their self proclaimed “big ass tits.” Good lord thank you.
Hostess with the most-ess
Rosie is an all around goon as well, intentionally walking in on on naked girls changing, spinning around like a child in the garage, and the like. But keep it up honey, this reel is amazing. To keep to the James Bond theme they even painted Rosie Jones in all gold. Nothing but paint on this Goddess. I’m sure that fits someone’s fetish, especially with the Beretta 418 she’s holding.
Bang baby!
Next up our eager beavers in bikinis try out some flash bangs. Yes, I said flash bangs. Pull the pin, toss into room full of bad guys, wait for bang, sweep and clear. Those kind of flash bangs. I like the part where she’s yanking the pin out with her teeth personally. That eye contact with the camera, damn.
These girls definitely had a blast on this photo shoot. They fired full auto assault rifles, belt fed LMGs, and even detonated flash bangs. During the breaks in shooting and phot shooting, they enjoyed drinking beer in the pool, jumping on trampolines in bikinis, and then a little bikini football. This Hot Shots shoot is definitely one of the best 5 minutes of content I’ve seen in a while.
