Mark Megahan
The secret of why hot, successful women are forced to become lesbians has finally been revealed. They’re too picky when it comes to men. All the hot, successful men are happily banging 20-year-old bimbos who don’t pick on them for acting like men. Right now, there are packs of cougars prowling around on the hunt for meat. Guys who maybe aren’t so successful can score big if they clean up their act and start hanging out in wine bars.
Women want men
Women want men, in some cases desperately and they aren’t the ones you would usually expect to be acting like a cat in heat. These are accomplished female executives in their thirties or older looking for a perfect match in corporate biographical sketches. The problem is they’re way too picky.
One cougar from down under in Australia “began to think perhaps the issue is that I, and my friends, have paved out lives we absolutely adore and if we’re going to add a man to our life then they must be on the same level or higher. You can’t detract, you must add to my life.” Her friends could all be Instagram models.
She had a few over to her house before they headed off to the club and made a few observations which got her pondering the problem.
As she looked around her living room, “I realized that all my friends are absolute catches. Not only are they gorgeous, but they’ve also got great jobs, comfortable wages and are ridiculously good company.” She would sleep with any of the women right there on the coffee table.
She thinks they aren’t asking too much from men. “What we’re after isn’t anything too crazy. A nice guy who is well put together, has emotional intelligence, a decent job and is nice to women. And dogs. Definitely dogs.”
So why can’t they seem to find anyone? They’re “chasing after the girls in their 20s.” She “asked one guy in my office what he got up to over the weekend and he said he had his girlfriend’s 21st birthday. He’s 37.”
A numbers game
Modern dating has become a lopsided numbers game. There really is a shortage of men suitable to “career women.” The problem in big cities is that more women are graduating from college than men.
Males, especially the athletic and wealthy ones, “are more likely to play the field and delay marriage, because there are so many women in oversupply for them to choose from.” The girls are coming to the conclusion that they need “to be more open-minded about who they are willing to date.”
With women lowering their standards, all it takes for a nice guy who’s not an ax murderer and at least steadily employed to get instant popularity with the ladies is some new clothes and a trip to one of those trendy “wine bar” type hangouts.
The girls are ready for action and ready to consider someone who’s not the fortune 500 type, they’re just not about to go walking into the bars where oil-working roughnecks or sweaty cowboys hang out.
For guys, that means instead of buying the latest game on X-Box, dropping in to the menswear store for a new jacket and a shirt to go with it.
Instead of hanging out in the basement staring at the video screen with nothing but your joystick in your hand, you could be meeting hot women by the dozens and picking up stock tips and investment advice at the same time. Just make sure you go back to her place instead of bringing her home. She definitely won’t let herself fully go wild in the basement of your parents’ house, where you sleep on a futon.
