Mark Megahan
Halloween is the perfect time to throw open that closet and drag out all the skeletons. Planet Earth has managed to drag itself all the way around the sun without anyone blowing it up, so that’s as good a reason as any to throw a party. Here at WB, we gave you some tips on how to liven those up last year, so we’ll skip it this time and just show you some girls.
More Halloween fun
This has been a chaotic year for everyone and as Halloween 2023 approaches the good news is we aren’t locked down in quarantine. The bad news is that some of us might soon get shipped to FEMA camp.
At least, there’s no need to show vaccine cards to prevent a little friendly clothing optional get together as in past years.
Costumes are still recommended but ones that aren’t really there and easy to get out of are best. It’s time again to pick up about 50 pounds of dry ice to throw in the swimming pool and stock up on the “Boos.”
Remember to save some of that dry ice for the punch bowl.
With some of the cutting edge microchips coming out of Taiwan these days, you can pick up some really freaky Halloween decorations and special effects.
Some of them are so realistic that they’re starting trouble all by themselves.
Chose decorations wisely
If you don’t want the local volunteer fire brigade walking in on a rec-room full of naked people bobbing for apples, think twice about the displays of flames in the windows.
Neighbors have been dialing 911 recently over those.
Some people don’t need to go out looking for anything especially frightful for their Halloween party. They just dust the dungeon.
All across America the suburbs are full of basements secretly soundproofed and adorned with wide assortments of bondage gear.
After everyone is sufficiently liquored up and the platinum tier cannabis is burning like incense, it’s time to break out the leather and chains.
A climbing harness hooked to an eye bolt in the ceiling could by your next orgy’s E-ticket ride.
