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If there is one thing that I look for in a tool, it is functionality. Whether that tool be a defensive one, an offensive one, or a mode of transportation. Any item used for any purpose really. And the Rezvani Tank is the one mode of transportation/defensive tool that just might be able to survive Armageddon, in style and luxury.
Da Fuk!?
From first glance this vehicle captures the eye. Is it an SUV, or is it a military style transport? Actually, it’s both. This beefy, yet sleek hulk of steel comes in a Military Edition that has just a few standard features that would make the venerable James Bond jealous. Bullet proof glass and body armor capable of stopping high caliber and assault rifles is the one that got me interested, but it is not what sealed the deal for me.
Survival is Standard
In addition to the standard bulletproof glass and body armor, there is also standard underside explosive protection, military run flat tires, and a reinforced suspension. Also standard is a fully functional smoke screen. Yes, a fucking smoke screen! There’s also a standard Thermal Night Vision System. For when you want to see in the dark, you know, like we do. But wait there’s a shit ton more!
There is standard steel ram bumpers, an armored radiator and electrified door handles. That’s to painfully zap would be intruders. Add to that magnetic dead bolts that turn the cabin into a safe locked from the inside. Fantastic. Then Rezvani has also given various siren and horn options, strobe lights, blinding front and rear lights, alongside gas masks, first aid kits and a hypothermia blanket. All standard. Add to that a pepper spray dispenser to further deter would be attackers and the icing on the cake, an electromagnetic pulse (EMP) protection system.
The EMP Shield
The EMP system is quite groundbreaking. Developed by EMP Shield LLC, the device is a multilayered system that can absorb 100,000 amps of energy and direct it safely away from the vehicle into the ground leaving all electronics fully operational. The system was tested at a Department of Defense testing facility and exceeded all civilian and military testing standards. In the near future, upscaled models of the system available in the Rezvani Tank are being utilized to protect our most valuable electrical systems, grids, and infrastructure. But you can get this Armageddon saving tech on your next SUV. Holy. Shit.
Luxurious Options Galore
As if that wasn’t enough there is a slew of bad ass options you can get with this vehicle. Rezvani offers optional explosive device detection, an armored escape hatch, and continuous multi-angle video recording streamed directly to the cloud. There is also an optional hidden internal safe. A safe inside a safe really. And under the hood they have 6 different engine options, including a 1,000 HP Dodge Demon Supercharged V8, including numerous suspension, brake, and transmission options. Yes, you can even get it in diesel.
Additionally, theres an optional $12,500 ultimate infotainment package with a 12” screen, 6 Focal speakers, 4 channel amplifier, JL Audio 10” Sub with custom enclosure and 2 custom amp racks. Interior lighting options, including a Starry Night Headliner if you like. Heated executive rear seats with extendable footrests and additional foot room is also available for an easy $15,000 extra. Even a Smart Battery system to maximize battery life and a tire inflate and deflate option for maximum traction when your terrain varies. For the long hauls you can even get an additional 18 gallon fuel tank.
Affordable Survivability
The only thing the Rezvani tank is missing is a turret mounted weapons system. Seriously. This thing is a defensive powerhouse more capable of surviving the end of days than some of our most robust military vehicles. And it starts out at a cool $259,000. Maxed out, with every bell and whistle possible, the price can come up to a modest $556k and change. Honestly with all the features this thing has standard I would have assumed the price tag to be in the half a million range for the base model. But not at Rezvani. This American made beauty is not at Italian super car prices. Quality, value, and maximum survivability, even in the End of Days. The Rezvani Tank is truly an unstoppable beast.
